Chapter 1

I tell you, it was pretty cold that Spring morning I got to that village. I took a look at the sign that read "Mineral Town" and I knew I got to the right place. I did remember going there once during my childhood, I was about 8 years old or so. That old sign did not change at all.

"What a joke. . ." I said to myself. The village had no more than twenty people or so, and they had the nerve to call themselves a town.

Not long after I got there, the village mayor found me and welcomed me with open arms. He was a strange short man; no more than four feet tall with a hat that adds another foot in height. His mustache was odd and reminded me of the Mario Brothers. I remember chuckling when I first saw him. I don't even remember what we talked about on the way to my grandfather's farm. Not like I cared to listen anyway.

I tell you, the condition of the farm was sickening! I just gasped at what I saw, and how it was so different from what I remember. The field was covered in junk from years of hurricanes and bad weather. Obviously nobody bothered to clean up before I got there. The buildings at the farm were old and ugly. Weeds and cobwebs all over the place made the farm unbearable. I asked myself that day, "am I supposed to live here?"

I was kinda expecting the farm to be a little more like how I remember it when I was a kid. Everything green and healthy. Animals and birds running around freely. The smell of honey, flowers, and vegetables in the air. I still can't figure out what happened to all that. But to be honest, I didn't care too much. I plan to leave as soon as I could regardless of the condition of the farm.

That very morning, the mayor told me that the villagers are willing to let me live in the farm for only three years. If after that time I could restore the farm to it's former glory, I was allowed to stay as long as I want. But if I fail as a farmer, then I'll have to leave. I agreed to the terms without question.

The mayor then left me at the farm by myself. I just jumped for joy at how easy my plan was going to be. All I needed to do is slack off for about three years, and I'm off the hook. I would then go home, apologize to my parents, and lie about how hard I tried to revive that farm. What they don't know won't kill them after all.

The very next day, I took a stroll around that hick village. At least I thought that way at that time. Mom and dad left me with a wad of money to get started. But naturally, I didn't use it to buy seeds and stuff I need. I used it to impress the local girls in the village.

I was pretty hungry, so I started my walk to the local inn. The owner, Doug was his name, gave me a free meal after introducing me to his cute daughter. I tell you, the guy was basically offering her to me to do as I please. She was a bit of a tomboy with her overalls and t-shirt. But she had cute long carrot colored hair, and a very cute face to boot. As long as her father is offering her, I may as well partake. Who knows what type of fun I could have with her!

Sometime later, I decided to give the neighbors a visit. They were all ranchers of some type. The pink haired family raised chickens for a living, and some old man with his granddaughter raised cows and sheep. As I walked down the road, I noticed a couple of siblings arguing in front of the chicken ranch.

The sister's name was Popuri, and she was really upset at her brother over a chicken or something, I don't remember the details too well. After the pink haired princess ran off, I decided to play the hero and follow her. As I comforted her, I noticed that she was HOT!! She had long flawless pink hair, crimson eyes, and a super curvaceous body that can make a goddess eat her heart out! She also had a sexy white blouse on, a red long skirt, and a leather corset which hugs every mile of her curves. I played the sympathetic shoulder to cry on, and she fell for it hook, line, and sinker! I held and comforted her as she ranted on about how much she hated her brother. Meanwhile, I had my traveling hands studying every curve she had. She was eating out of the palm of my hand. Out of all the girls in the village, she was the easiest to seduce. I tell you, I had so much fun with her while I lived at Mineral Town.

As I was shopping for the essentials, I met another girl at the supermarket. Her name was Karen. Beautiful long brunette hair with blond highlights is all you needed to know about her looks. Her foxy green eyes stands out most of all on her pretty face. She dressed pretty casual with a white tee, purple sleeveless shirt, and shorts with boots. Of all the girls, Karen was the most fun to spend time with. She knew all the ways the village had to offer to have fun, and she liked getting smashed at night. I confess that I had no problem taking advantage while she was tipsy.

There was another girl I met at the library. I didn't find her attractive at all, but she was passable. She was relatively boring, all she cared about was her crappy books. She liked to write, but her stories were lame too. But on a bored night when all the other girls were unavailable, she was always ready and willing. All I had to do is pretend that I liked her stories, and she was putty in my hands. She did get a bit weird and freaky with the insects and herbs and junk.

I was pretty surprised at what I could get away with at the village. I dated four girls at the same time, and nobody questioned or even notice it. I didn't complain at all as long as I was having fun. I didn't care about how stupid or careless the villagers are, it was their own fault if I left a few broken hearts behind. All I cared about was my three year vacation in the village doing whatever I wanted.

However. . . Things happen that will change everything. Every knight has a chink in their armor, even if they refuse to admit it. Even I had a weakness.